Hot Sauce Review: Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce

Updated: Dec 3, 2019

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Heat:🔥🔥 The makers of this sauce are a bit of a mystery to me. All I know is that it's packaged by @saucecrafters in Florida USA. Leave a note in the comments if you know more. Regardless you can find this stuff all over so let's see how it does!

_ 👁 It looks a bit daft but that's the point. This is making a joke about what the sauce is going to do to your rectum and you know what? I'm down. They've nailed the olde worlde look for sure and kept the colours to a minimum. _ 👃 The smell is very immediate. It's sharp and sour. Largely orchestrated by the mustard present I'll assume. It's not giving too much else away at this point though. _ 👅 I'm really surprised by this sauce. I'll be honest, my expectations were low as usually with joke sauces the focus is on the name and brand not the sauce itself. This is actually really tasty. Notes of sweet mustard and curry followed by a really pleasant (but oddly not very intense) spice. This isn't going to do anything to anyone's colon but it IS going to make your meal a whole lot nicer. _ 👫 The sharp mustard flavour lends itself well to hot dogs and such, but you could even use this as a nice mixer with mustard to make a bbq glaze. _ 🍕 It's a beautiful consistency. Thick but not too thick. There's a little Xamtham Gum used but none of this is at the expense of the flavour. All in all a job well done.


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