Hot Sauce Review: Dave's Gourmet Insanity Hot Sauce

Updated: Dec 3, 2019

Rating: ⭐⭐ Heat: 💀💀💀💀💀 Onto a classic. Legend (and their website) has it that Dave created 'the hottest sauce in the universe' to control unruly drunk customers at his Burrito joint. To his surprise people kept coming back for more! Let's see what @davesgourmetinc has to offer!

_ 👁 It's a simple bottle no frills at all. I like the little picture, maybe Dave drew it himself in the early days... we may never know. The format of the design however doesn't look like it's been updated since the early nineties, with it's stretched arial font and odd colour scheme. _ 👃 It doesn't smell of all that much. I'm getting peppers for sure and some vinegar... but oddly it doesn't smell as 'hot' as you'd think. _ 👅 So it all seems to happen in a split second. A touch of vinegar, a peppery salty flavour and then BAM. The spice hits you in the face like a freight train. This doesn't taste good on any level, it's really salty and the extracts leave an odd artificial after taste. The heat itself comes on quickly and then lingers for quite some time, leaving your tounge a little numb. Maybe you could use this for cooking or pranking your mates but It's not a condiment, more a weapon. _ 👭 Pair it with a big batch of chilli but only a drop. Or put it in your mates burger to ruin their night. _ 🍕 Funnily enough it would actually dip quite well. I didn't dare I'll be honest, I may want a family one day... but if you're brave dip you chip or your whip until your heart's content. 


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